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A Cat is Sleeping on the Regulations Sheet of a Feature Film Treatments Competition

08/03/2013

A Cat is Sleeping on the Regulations Sheet of a Feature Film Treatments Competition

A cat is sleeping on the regulations sheet of a feature film treatments competition. A girl in an 80’s sweatshirt enters the room and tries to move the cat gently. The cat wakes up and says “what do you think you’re doing”. The girl says “you can talk!”. The cat says “And you’re retarded”. It’s apparent the girl is hurt. The cat moves uncomfortably. “A defect in conversation skills” apologizes the cat. The girl is appeased – “maybe you’d agree to listen to my treatment and tell me what I should change”. The cat pricks up its ears. The girl begins to explain something about five aliens who land on planet earth and try to abduct a cat. The cat stops her – “it sounds dumb”. It’s apparent the girl is hurt again. Five aliens appear at the door. “We came to abduct you” they say and stare viciously at the cat. “It sounds dumb” says the cat. The girl understands a great disaster is unfolding. She turns to the aliens and says “a defect in conversation skills”, then turns to the cat and says “you better try in peaceful ways”. The aliens take out a phaser and annihilate the poor girl. “Indeed a great disaster was approaching” says the cat. “You can read thoughts” says one of the aliens. “Mommy’s genius, way to go” says the cat, fires a green laser beam from its furious eyes, annihilates the aliens and goes back to sleep.

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