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Omega 3 Capsules

22/02/2013

Omega 3 Capsules

Lately I’ve been debating a great deal about why Omega 3 capsules equal the whales of the Northern Sea in size and shape. Each time I fight to slide the monstrosity down the esophagus I wonder whether our parents really did suffer more than us when they were forced in childhood to drink fish oil and whether health must go hand and hand (or esophagus in esophagus) with suffering. So I checked, asked around, and the answer is: absolutely yes. The health qualities of the capsule are directly derived from its scale. An improvement in concentration is achieved thanks to the cognitive effort required to prevent choking. An improvement in depression is achieved thanks to the prevention of choking and falling to the ground in prayers of gratitude. A heart disease is prevented thanks to adjustment to a fixed and moderate stress level. Cancer is prevented thanks to the fact that the cancer sees the whale and escapes.

 

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